1. Wake up.
2. Realize it is Monday.
3. Realize the phone is ringing; answer it and agree to teach yoga this morning.
4. Realize that by teaching this morning I can be home this evening instead of taking a class.
5. Realize that I need to check my calendar to be sure.
6. Realize it is October 29.
7. Realize that today is my 12th wedding anniversary.
8. Realize I need to buy a card.
9. Realize I need to buy a gift.
10. Realize the gift should be something my husband really wants.
11. Realize that would be a 90-minute massage at the health club.
12. Realize I could make a nice dinner.
13. Realize it could be something my husband really likes.
14. Take daughter to and from school, walk the dog, answer email, teach yoga, pick up dog poop, go to market, get card and gift certificate, talk on phone, chop veggies, make pot roast, receive magnificent floral delivery, help daughter with homework, clear table, bring in mail, vacuum, empty dishwasher, take out trash and chill champagne.
15. Realize that I can stop pondering the imponderabilities of today's potential profundity
16. Because whenever I wake up and realize that my life as it is is perfectly OK it answers Karen Beth's question from yesterday about my practice.
17. And thus comprises my post as promised.
In a variation on trick-or-treat, this is Grab Bag week at Cheerio Road. I'll let your comments ignite the topic I take up each day. If there isn't a gust from you – a question, a comment, a change in direction – we'll just have to sit through the wait. At the end of the week, there'll be a goodie at the bottom of the bag.
1. Wake up.