It's a good time of year to institute change. It's the time of year when change is instituted whether you think it's good or not. Fact is, it's always that time.
If you have a particular notion of what Zen means, you might think that we don't go in for setting high-minded standards such as New Year's resolutions. It's true that we don't go in for setting standards and making judgments. But that doesn't mean that we can't see when our favorite pants no longer snap. No one blisses out when that happens and so, resolutions can be useful.
The best resolution I ever made was the only one I ever kept. About five years ago I resolved to floss my teeth every day. My friends got a chuckle over that, thinking perhaps that a Buddhist priest would have a more noble aim. But that's the problem with noble aims. They rarely hit their mark and you could develop gum disease in the process.
Having spent the greater part of my life as a cynical, wise-ass, know-it-all, I never made New Year's resolutions before that. I didn't believe in New Year's. Hell, for most of my life I didn't believe in anything, except maybe that hard work trumped all. I believed that at the end of the long, bitter, bare-knuckled crawl up the crest of the rainbow to a better somewhere, there was a pot of gold with my name on it. The name would have been Karen K. Scrooge.
I believed in the reward system, and I held myself to it. I would save today for a rainy tomorrow. I would put the new shoes at the top of the closet, the pricey liquor at the bottom of the cabinet, the jewelry at the back of the drawer. I would save the good towels for company and the good dishes for a special someday. Everything had a better use, a brighter day, some other day.
The thing is, somedays never come, and that's why we call them someday. I saved my china and crystal in the boxes they came in, and after my eleven-year first marriage, I sold them that way too. In the original bubble wrap. No worthy meal had ever been served on those painted plates; no lips had ever taken a salutary sip from the gold-rimmed stemware.
It's easy to fall into that trap. That someday trap. Someday have a party. Someday treat yourself. Someday go somewhere. Someday have fun. Someday celebrate. Someday be happy. Someday raise a toast to the life you've been saving for.
2008 Someday Resolutions
1. Use the good towels.
2. Get a lot more good towels.
3. Dump all the crappy towels in the house and replace them with good towels.
4. Wear the diamond necklace.
5. Wear the silver locket.
6. Wear the gold chain.
7. Damn it, wear all the real jewelry I keep in the back of the underwear drawer.
8. Wear something else from the back of that drawer.
9. Celebrate with a martini.
10. Use the special martini shaker and glasses we've never used.
11. Wow, these are good.
12. Let's make another batch.
The Morning After Someday Resolutions
2. Use the good towels.
And tell my husband every day that I love him.
4 hours ago