The author and Zen teacher Lin Jensen wrote a book entitled "Bad Dog!" I haven't read it although now I want to, since Lin let me read an advance copy of his forthcoming book, "Together Under One Roof." You will want to run out and fetch that book too as soon as it's out. You will want to want to run and fetch and sit and stay with everything Lin writes from now on, as I do, because I have a hint of what he writes about in "Bad Dog!"
And that is that there is no such thing as a Bad Dog. Mercy me, there is no such thing.
This is what I have been learning so vividly in my relatively brief yet eventful tenure as a dog owner, in my slightly longer stint as a mother, in my considerable experience as a wife, on the bumpy road as a daughter, and even in those storied stretches when I've been bad at any and all of those things.
If you've been traveling here with me for a spell you know that Molly, our dog, came to us from my father's house, after his death, after all other recourses failed, on good authority that if not yet altogether bad, she was probably difficult, quirky, nervous, untrained and prone to peeing on the carpet. Including his last, humiliating debilitation, those were the very things we would have said about my Dad.
Molly is none of those things, or maybe all of those things, but we just can't tell anymore. We can't tell because she's such a damn Good Dog.
Her goodness was revealed to me in little bits, like milkbones, until Molly went and had herself a bad accident in March. It was the kind of accident that turns your day and night inside out for a good long while, topples your every notion of what a dog could and should do (and what you'd like to do yourself), rattles all that loose and shakes it silly.
She ruptured her ACL, the ligament behind the knee, repairable by a fabulously expensive surgery. She spent four days in the hospital and then came home with a list of post-op instructions that knocked the last bit of sense out of me. She was to be completely confined in a crate for two months, hoisted for weeks via a sling when hauled out expectantly to pee and poop, noosed for 14 days in an Elizabethan collar (a gross misnomer for its indignity) and kept painfree. I look at this list now and it doesn't seem outrageous enough. It doesn't seem like the list that left me deranged. We are now six weeks into the stretch, she and I, six weeks when we've never been closer or more dependent, and I can only say that I'm smiling now, my eyes flooding with love and appreciation, because she is such a Good Dog.
I'm dedicating this week to Molly so I can show you all the tricks she's teaching me.
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