It's my daughter asking.
Page 3, I say.
Page 5, she snorts.
We're sitting in a booth at Whole Foods. She's dabbling in her deli peas and corn; I'm hunched over eight ounces of criminally expensive Greek salad. We've just cracked the spine on some new paperbacks. The bag of store-bought books; the $13 lunch; I've blown the top off an ordinary Tuesday, and all because I have work to do.
I have an inconceivable bit of writing ahead of me; an iron bull that baits my measly mosquito, an abandoned well with no way in, up or around; so naturally I want to eat. And read. And it's a safe bet that something will come out of all this ingestion, eventually.
What page now?
Page 11, she snarfs.
I had thought to just look into the window at the bookstore next door, the bookstore where I read on the 26th, to see if they'd set up a display like they said they would. But my daughter cannot merely peer through the plate glass of a place like this. She shoots inside. And me? I'm in a following mind. I pick up three books within three minutes, suddenly starving for someone else's cooking. Guiltily, I tell her to find one, then two, then three books for herself.
My own book is there like they said it would be. Stacks displayed bravely at the entrance, stacks undisturbed on the shelf, snow white and untouched, where they will remain, unless you and all your best friends and in-laws, even the ones you don't like, come and save me next Saturday.
I have an idea! Let's have a reading competition, she cheers.
The first one who reaches page 22 wins!
I'm delighted now, by her invention and enthusiasm, saved by the starting bell of the only test at hand. It's a test that reminds me once again that I only win by losing. So I give up, and she wins! We pack up our pages and walk over to Rite Aid where I buy her some press-on nails.
It's hard to complain about a day like this, but I've got so much practice.